Kevin Johnston's Favourite Verse:

Some people think it's GROSS,
But it's Really Good on TOAST,
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

Kevin Johnston of Mississauga Just made these verses up (insomnia is good for somethings):

When you're feeling like a fool,
Cuz your white shorts are full of stool,
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

When you make your flowers WILT,
As it pours right'out yer KILT,
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

When you're talking to your BOSS,
And you launch 12 Pounds of MOSS,
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

As you're taking a slapshot,
And you've browned your white-striped socks,
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

When you're at your best friend's wedding,
And you're leaking ass you're dreading
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

When your in your bed bloodletting,
And it's dripping on your bedding
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

As you're racing on the FREEWAY,
And your car floor fills up like a SEAWAY
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

Sometimes when you are FIGHTING,
It explodes as dark brown LIGHTNING
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

While your mother's baking TUNA,
And you've squeezed out hot-fresh KAHLUA
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

While Chopping Wood on FRIDAY,
and you're pants are far from TIDY
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

When you've hit the stupid ZEALOTS,
With your liquid-launched HOT PEANUTS
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

Your coach stopped you playing SOCCER,
When the brown stuff filled your LOCKER
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

My butt was dripping in NEW YORK,
And the police put in a CORK
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

When your wife saw your pet MICE,
And she spewed goo more than TWICE,
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

When you think you saw a SHARK,
And on the bench you left your MARK,
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

While playing a game of LACROSSE,
You've created Gross CHEESE-SAUCE,
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

While the crew is CASTING ANCHOR,
And you fill their OCEAN TANKER,
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

You put your finger in the SOCKET,
And it flew out'you like a ROCKET,
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

You were having TOAST and COFFEE,
While your pants contained bad TOFFEE,
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

You're on your seventh FLUSH,
And number 8 is sure in a RUSH,
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

AND HERE IS ONE MORE YOU'LL LOVE:
 
When your listening to Tony K,
And your ass begins to Spray,
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!